Archive | January, 2012

No. Just…no.

26 Jan


From Wikipedia:

Reasons for wearing high heels, which are almost exclusively aesthetic reasons, include:

They change the angle of the foot with respect to the lower leg, which accentuates the appearance of calves.

They change the wearer’s posture, requiring a more upright carriage and altering the gait in what is considered a seductive fashion.

They make the wearer appear taller.

They make the legs appear longer.



25 Jan


Honestly, I’m torn between making a blowjob joke or just adding “before Zod.”

Beauty Tip: Douche

24 Jan


The male analogue of this is, “No matter how HOT she looks, somewhere there is some guy who’s tired of dealing with her shit.”

No, Mittens! Bad, Mittens!

23 Jan

This is supposed to be bowls for ice cream made by baking cookie dough on the underside of a muffin tin.

Because, you know, I love eating ice cream out of objects that remind me of my cat’s regurgitations.

Cookie Vomit

UPDATE: Someone who did it well!

A “Yes” Kind of Girl.

23 Jan

yes girl

Apparently, God wasn’t a rapist – Mary was just a “yes” kind of girl.