The Renaissance Woman

I would totally do this for no other reason than to be able to walk around work thinking, “I have a sock on my head and no one knows!”

I prefer to start my day with the more direct, “Stop Fucking Up.”

I have a very dirty mind. I’m not going to explain my thought process any further except to say that I’d think one would actively seek such people to have in their lives.

Maybe she washes the delicates and the baby in the same sink? I sure hope she doesn’t wash the baby with the regular laundry.

This makes Jesus sound like an assassin.

A bearded man takes a drag off a cigarette and pulls out a sleek pistol.

“Have you said your prayers tonight?”

He cocks the pistol and aims it. Blackout.

Yes. Those are clothes.

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I don’t think this is “thinspiring” so much as it’s a reminder to wear deodorant

…and maybe stop wearing your boyfriend’s underwear.

(I have come to loathe the term “thinspiration” and all its derivatives.)

Passive-Aggressive Christian-speak is funny.

It’d be a shame if something were to happen to them… *knuckle-crack*