The Renaissance Woman

Alternate title: Sperm of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Of course, when you’re pulling quotes from a website named “Tumblr”, I guess grammatical accuracy isn’t high on your list of priorities.

When did these platform-soled, spike-heeled-to-all-hell shoes become so popular among… you know… anyone BUT strippers and streetwalkers?

(My husband tells me they have been for some time. I feel VERY out of the loop on this.)

That board is just one big Pinheaded post waiting to happen.

Oh well. I guess it’s better than this:

Comment Highlights:

Ok, at least this person saw her error pretty quickly after posting.

On the other hand, I’m not sure if this person is even using English:

Then the “not the same person” crowd gets more passionate. If people aren’t understanding you, its probably because you have not used enough CAPS to EMPHASIZE your POINT.

I love yellow. That’s why I gave her such a sunny color. She’s the light of reason in this thread.

The last comment (as of 3:20pm on 1/29) is a good one. At least this person checked before just yelling in caps that, “OMG, the TAT is NOT on the SAME SIDE!!!” Instead we get a, “Oh. So, yeah. Mirrors work like yellow was saying. Huh.”