Archive | April, 2012

Giving Spirit

19 Apr

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In this case, you are giving me an aneurism from trying to read this ridiculous font.

“Like” this, jerk.

18 Apr

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People who think doing anything on the web automatically means your “real life” equivalent is suffering as a result are morons.

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Magical Blowjobs

18 Apr

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You’re doing it wrong.

17 Apr

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Because if you throw a TARDIS on something, it doesn’t matter how crappy the quality, it WILL make the front page on Reddit.

Best interests

17 Apr

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The justifications for God’s actions often sound strangely similar to the justifications for the actions of an overbearing parent that makes you want to run away from home.

Fear not.

16 Apr

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“It’s ok, man. A few bad years in the market are to be expected every once in a while. It’s the long term you need to focus on. The long term trend is always up. No need to go jumping out of windows.”

There’s a word for that

16 Apr

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It’s called Goth.

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Freud would have a Field Day

15 Apr

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By the Numbers

15 Apr

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10 hours a day spent working out.

15 meals prepared by a personal chef

15 outfits delivered by a personal shopper…today.

15 separate apps for calorie and/or carb counting

15 restraining orders filed

20 attempts at denying having an eating disorder

20 repins onto various Pinheaded “thinspiration” motivational boards.

25 swimsuit modeling opportunities

Change Procrastination

14 Apr

Instead of actually making a change, here’s a book to read about how to pray in order to change your life:

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