Archive | April, 2012

N’T QU?

4 Apr

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(Tip: Dark colors recede, light colors seem to jump forward)

You too can look like Cousin It!

4 Apr

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…or a landing strip.

Theft

3 Apr

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Translates to: “I wish I could steal without having to go to the store.” I couldn’t have thought up a more perfect example illustrating that illegally downloading music and/or software is stealing.

Your argument is invalid.

3 Apr

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Five more women with stupid shit on their heads.

Penis Envy

2 Apr

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Doesn’t this look like they’re all lined up, peeing on the wall? Or maybe preparing to be frisked?

(take note of the original poster’s description – BEAUTIFUL!)

Things that are not enhanced by being “cooked” in eggs:

2 Apr

Cake:

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Jello:

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(The last one completely grosses me out.)

Kids + Hot Dogs

1 Apr

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Since when do you have to disguise hot dogs in these odd or cutesy fashions? Kids love hot dogs. It’s really not that hard to get kids to eat them.

On another note – why would you serve something in a way that makes it obviously more messy to eat that then normal way one would eat hot dogs?

I do not get Hog Dog Food Art.

Tummy Love

1 Apr

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It seems like marriages are being arranged earlier and earlier nowadays…