Archive | May, 2012

Trouble

22 May

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God only takes care of his fair weather friends.

Source Code

21 May

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(Note the source link)

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “biker babe”.

De-friending

21 May

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Pinterest: Raising the art of passive aggression to a whole new level.

Overdue

21 May

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If that is the case, I think God and I are overdue for a 1 on 1 to help us get on the same page.

I wasn’t planning on it

21 May

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I had no plans to give up on sex or food anytime soon, but thanks for the motivational reminder!

I may be getting a bit repetitive, but…

21 May

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Why the hell did God put such a person in your life in the first damn place? Especially if he never gives you more than you can handle?

Boob Tube

21 May

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I imagine men might make the same expression when using the Stadium Pal.

Odd

21 May

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I have been holding onto this pin for a while because I am torn. This is seriously, oddly adorable, but I also wonder where this hell did this come from and why did someone take the time to create this?

Oh well, I think I am more inclined to enjoy the random adorableness than rag on it.

Mea Culpa

21 May

Sorry, regular readers! I know I didn’t post Thurs-Sun this week. Time just got away from me and I’m juts now catching up. To atone for my non-posting sins, I am going to do 10 posts today; one every hour from 9am-6pm.

And to kick it off, I found the perfect gift for one’s cardiac surgeon!

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[sic]

16 May

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What [THE HELL] is wrong with [THE PEOPLE] who think that [BRACKETS AND ALL CAPS] are an appropriate [METHOD] of adding [EMPHASIS]?