The Renaissance Woman

With shit like this, it’s apparent you can’t (easily) have both.

Well, either way, you’ll be covered in bruises!

Do we really need a list for this? Is it like fun things to do with your husband, or ways display him after his demise?

Punch this guy in the face.

Or cover of a homo-erotica thriller novel?

I’m glad I believe in you. That way, when nobody is there, I can still think someone is.

I’m not eve a Taurus!

Apparently this does not apply to thinking about commas, either.

(Sorry for the lack of posting! Making it up now!) 

I know Pinterest can really suck sometimes, but it also has awesome and cute stuff – like ME!”

“How dare they cast the chick who played Bella as the equally annoying Mary Sue inspired by Bella in 50 Shades of Grey!!”