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Save the Date

22 May

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I didn’t realize that they made Save-the-Dates for Atomic Bomb tests, though I can see that being a very useful notification.

Weakest Link

22 May

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I think it’s pretty easy to recover a thrown stone. (I think any police department worth its salt would agree.)

Let go

22 May

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God never lets go. He’s got some blood pressure issues.

Trouble

22 May

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God only takes care of his fair weather friends.

Source Code

21 May

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(Note the source link)

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “biker babe”.

De-friending

21 May

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Pinterest: Raising the art of passive aggression to a whole new level.

Overdue

21 May

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If that is the case, I think God and I are overdue for a 1 on 1 to help us get on the same page.

I wasn’t planning on it

21 May

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I had no plans to give up on sex or food anytime soon, but thanks for the motivational reminder!

I may be getting a bit repetitive, but…

21 May

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Why the hell did God put such a person in your life in the first damn place? Especially if he never gives you more than you can handle?

Boob Tube

21 May

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I imagine men might make the same expression when using the Stadium Pal.