The Renaissance Woman

“I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says warning
That’s all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left
And save breath, and avoid you, sober and upset in the morning”

-Atmosphere

Ok, but is it alright if I assume your silence is acceptance, your calmness is ignorance, and your kindness is self-importance?

Looks like someone’s been tampering with their ducts.

Reason #5879 why more men should be on Pinterest.

“Don’t Worry About It.”

I saw this pin and simply thought, “Ew. Those look pretty gross.”

And then, seeing the link, I thought this might warrant more investigation. Also I wanted to know if these were pre-cooking, or finished cookies. (Again, “EW”)

The link leads to a Christian Woman’s cooking blog and her entry for “Empty Tomb Cookies”. The blog post ins structured in a way to encourage making these cookies and using the steps/ingredients to explain the true meanings of Easter.

Of course, whenever anyone attempts to explain the true meaning of Easter – especially with sweets involved – I think of this.

I recommend reading the post, but here are some of my favorite parts:

“Have your children beat some pecans, and then tell them that they just beat metaphorical Jesus. Kids will love this so much, they will break spoons with the ferocity of their torture! Aren’t kids adorable?”

No- that’s her face when she realized she’s going to spend the whole day listening to torture porn when all she wants is some damn cookies.

Because salt is bitter. Not…you know…salty.

I can’t see anything confirming the hollowness in this picture, but I’ll take your word for it.

Bonus: Favorite Comments

Gotta get that brainwashing in as early as possible:

I totally want my kids to be “children off God”.

“Take, eat; this is my body.”

The best thing about Easter is the wealth of material for Eddie Izzard.

Easter in Hobbiton.

…and therefore, we shall decorate, hide, find, and then eat eggs. Yaaaaaaayyyyy! Zombie Jesus is SUPER FUN!

Mom is going to play the Easter Bunny this year. Dad needs a break:

And to give you a break from all those sweets – Cheetos!!