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Crazy Aunt

6 Apr

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At least it’s better than the pervy uncle I’ve been warned about.

I guess if you *want* to look like a blow up doll…

6 Apr

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This look certainly achieves that.

Pinterest Issues

6 Apr

I want to set this image as my cover, but it won’t let me if I use a link from Flickr to Pin it to the board.

So I’m posting it here and then I’ll pin it and hope I can assign it as my Fodder Board Cover.

Pinheaded Warning

Overworked Moms

5 Apr

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I have a hard time taking moms complaining of being overworked seriously when they pin crap like this:

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You have two time-saving options here.

  1. Just buy Jolly Rancher lollipops in the first place.
  2. Just give the kid the regular Jolly Rancher candy. Trust me, they’ll be just as excited.

Bonus: One comment from the blog post this links to is, “these are so cute and a perfect idea for all the hard candy my boys get at birthdays but I don’t let them eat”. What exactly is the point of doing this if you don’t let your kids eat this? To give them away? Again, why can’t you just give away the candy and stop torturing the poor kid?

Don’t Think

5 Apr

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Right. I’m sure the problem with the world is that people think too much.

N’T QU?

4 Apr

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(Tip: Dark colors recede, light colors seem to jump forward)

You too can look like Cousin It!

4 Apr

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…or a landing strip.

Theft

3 Apr

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Translates to: “I wish I could steal without having to go to the store.” I couldn’t have thought up a more perfect example illustrating that illegally downloading music and/or software is stealing.

Your argument is invalid.

3 Apr

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Five more women with stupid shit on their heads.

Penis Envy

2 Apr

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Doesn’t this look like they’re all lined up, peeing on the wall? Or maybe preparing to be frisked?

(take note of the original poster’s description – BEAUTIFUL!)