The Renaissance Woman

Cake:

Jello:

(The last one completely grosses me out.)

Since when do you have to disguise hot dogs in these odd or cutesy fashions? Kids love hot dogs. It’s really not that hard to get kids to eat them.

On another note – why would you serve something in a way that makes it obviously more messy to eat that then normal way one would eat hot dogs?

I do not get Hog Dog Food Art.

It seems like marriages are being arranged earlier and earlier nowadays…

With the amount of fabric involved in “draping” this “skirt”, you could’ve made at least two real skirts that you won’t constantly be worried about becoming unraveled.

That’s fine. I’m just going to leave.

“Clothes.”

If only the Lord’s followers were that soft spoken…

Oh, I don’t know. This next pin makes it seem like grandma’s doing just fine.

…or “Got Duckface?”