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Dammit, God!

2 Mar

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Yeah, no shit the bastard is up to something! Sneaky sonofabitch.

Funny Layout Juxtaposition

1 Mar

Case #1: You make Boo sad.

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Case #2: Go go go, Move move move, Description description description!

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Wait…what?

1 Mar

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If you’re constantly telling people you are in a long distance relationship with someone from the future, how to you ever get to the status of actually dating said future boyfriend? This question is posed from both a logical standpoint and a who-the-hell-would-date-someone-who-says-this standpoint.

Former Sperm!

29 Feb

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…but that’s a picture of a fetus, which is also a former embryo, but I assume if you’re wearing this button you are proclaiming that you are the former embryo.

NEVER!

29 Feb

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Um…

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(My first name is already added to my dictionaries, but my middle name works. And yes, that is how you spell it – from Lord of the Rings)

I’m MELTING…..

28 Feb

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I did not edit this photo – it is really that stretched. Disturbs the hell out of me every time I look at it.

Taking A Day Off

27 Feb

Sunday night is when I usually schedule my posts, and I spent it watching the Oscars and cuddling with my husband. Posting will resume Tuesday morning.

Nostalgia

27 Feb

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Who gets nostalgic about junk food packaging?

So much grammar fail.

26 Feb

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“Why are you making English cry?!?”

Silence

26 Feb

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Or it could just mean you don’t think so quickly…or you’re wrong but don’t want to admit it. It could mean so many things, really.