The Renaissance Woman

If you’re trying to subtly off somebody, maybe poison would be a tad less conspicuous.

I think this teacher has forgotten what teenage boys are actually like.

Pinterest posters often have a “Bucket List” Board. Some of the items on them might shorten the time said posters have to complete the rest of their bucket list:

Can you imagine having this on your wall every day growing up?

I told my gynecologist about you.

Not really.

Your Bible is broken.

Adopt a Dog Today! Fight Heart Disease!

No, that’s when I know it’s time to stop listening to you.