Goose

3 Jul

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Seriously, Pinterest has more ass-pinching and boob-squishing than a girls sorority house on a Saturday night.

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You are awesome. Congrats.

3 Jul

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Disrespecting property rights – LIKE A BOSS!

My Heart Belongs to Daddy

2 Jul

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Wait… The baby’s “prince” is her dad? Sound like Craster’s MO in Game of Thrones.

Hungry Like the Wolf

2 Jul

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You are not omnipotent, you are insecure. Learn that context exists and STFU.

Palate Cleansers

30 Jun

So, I recently came to the conclusion that I need to spend some time posting GOOD things I see on Pinterest. This is for my own sanity, and I hope you will appreciate it as a palate cleanser.

I am also going to slightly alter the posting schedule. I will post my usual Pinheaded crap Mon-Fri (2x per day, as usual). On Saturday, I will post one “palate cleanser” and then take Sunday off entirely.

Your palate cleanser for this week:

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I fucking love tigers.

T&A

29 Jun

As far as the eye can see…

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That baby does not look happy.

29 Jun

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“What is this religious, instagram-ed bullshit?”

I’m a believer

28 Jun

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“Well now he believes…” *maniacal laugh while gently petting the top of a Pit Bull’s head*

Man Cards

28 Jun

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How is this a “man card”? It seems like an anti-man card to me.

Nuts

27 Jun

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Gifts from kids should not combine the words “daddy” and “nuts”.