Memorial Day

28 May

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A profound “thank you” to all who have served our country in times of war and peace – and to the families who have lost a loved on in that service. We mourn the loss and celebrate the heroism on this day and throughout the years.

Love Life

27 May

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I have a particularly good fucking-life. Jealous?

Pyro

27 May

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Not sure if this is a motivational post or an anorexic’s suicide note.

Logically Impossible

26 May

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Someone does not understand how Venn Diagrams work.

Real Friends

26 May

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Real Friendship is based on mutual verbal abuse. *thumbs up*

Sweet Ass-Cookies

25 May

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These cookies immediately made me think of this XKCD cartoon:

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Pinterest: You’re doing it wrong.

25 May

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I don’t know what’s worse:that this pinner obviously does not understand the point of Pinterest, or that one of the commenters labeled this the “best pin ever”.

Life Saving

24 May

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Ha ha ha. It’s so funny to gleefully wish death of people just because they are different from you. Te he!

(Note: This pin makes me so blindingly angry that I found it very hard not to just write a long bitch-fest “caption”. So I submit my apologies if this isn’t my funniest caption ever, but it’s the best I could do and still stay somewhat amusing.)

Another Good Reason

24 May

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not to have kids.

“Oh, it’s all sticky!”

Snap

23 May

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This is why smartphones in Japan are required to make the “shutter sound” when taking pictures.