The Renaissance Woman

The justifications for God’s actions often sound strangely similar to the justifications for the actions of an overbearing parent that makes you want to run away from home.

“It’s ok, man. A few bad years in the market are to be expected every once in a while. It’s the long term you need to focus on. The long term trend is always up. No need to go jumping out of windows.”

It’s called Goth.

10 hours a day spent working out.

15 meals prepared by a personal chef

15 outfits delivered by a personal shopper…today.

15 separate apps for calorie and/or carb counting

15 restraining orders filed

20 attempts at denying having an eating disorder

20 repins onto various Pinheaded “thinspiration” motivational boards.

25 swimsuit modeling opportunities

Instead of actually making a change, here’s a book to read about how to pray in order to change your life:

I’m looking at you, commenters,

“Because it’s fun” or “because it makes you happy.” are reasons for doing something.

They either think you are pretentious. You’re an asshole. Or your bad grammar deeply offends them.