The Renaissance Woman

…and therefore, we shall decorate, hide, find, and then eat eggs. Yaaaaaaayyyyy! Zombie Jesus is SUPER FUN!

Mom is going to play the Easter Bunny this year. Dad needs a break:

And to give you a break from all those sweets – Cheetos!!

At least it’s better than the pervy uncle I’ve been warned about.

This look certainly achieves that.

I want to set this image as my cover, but it won’t let me if I use a link from Flickr to Pin it to the board.

So I’m posting it here and then I’ll pin it and hope I can assign it as my Fodder Board Cover.

I have a hard time taking moms complaining of being overworked seriously when they pin crap like this:

You have two time-saving options here.

1. Just buy Jolly Rancher lollipops in the first place.
2. Just give the kid the regular Jolly Rancher candy. Trust me, they’ll be just as excited.

Bonus: One comment from the blog post this links to is, “these are so cute and a perfect idea for all the hard candy my boys get at birthdays but I don’t let them eat”. What exactly is the point of doing this if you don’t let your kids eat this? To give them away? Again, why can’t you just give away the candy and stop torturing the poor kid?

Right. I’m sure the problem with the world is that people think too much.

(Tip: Dark colors recede, light colors seem to jump forward)

…or a landing strip.

Translates to: “I wish I could steal without having to go to the store.” I couldn’t have thought up a more perfect example illustrating that illegally downloading music and/or software is stealing.

Five more women with stupid shit on their heads.