The Renaissance Woman

Wait….what?

Don’t spoil what you have by wanting what you don’t have.

What you have now is something you once desired.

Soooo…. desiring what you have now is ok, but desiring more than what you have now is not? And since when does wanting something automatically negate the pleasure you can derive from what you already have?

Translation: Don’t fuck up.

“Shhh, baby. Be still and let me do all the work.”

…someone who can teach you the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Follow up to this post:

I think my friend, Tori, summed it up best: “This is ridiculous. I mean, even for this board.”

I hope they didn’t pay too much for this on Ebay.

(Seriously, Pinheads? You’ve gone lower than your habit of taking random quotes and typing them over karaoke-video worthy images to just writing quotes on a piece of notebook paper, tearing it out, and taking a picture of it. The “Love, Eleanor Roosevelt” is icing on the crap-cake.)

This is the cherry.

in the style of a ransom note:

For the aging alcoholic:

Since the release of The Human Centipede, no one should ever combine containers for excrement and any type of many-legged insect.