The Renaissance Woman

It’s such a fine line between a facial expression that says, “Oh, my love, I am moved to tears by the love displayed in this correspondence.” and “Oh God, I’m marrying a perverted psychopath.”

If you’re trying to subtly off somebody, maybe poison would be a tad less conspicuous.

I think this teacher has forgotten what teenage boys are actually like.

Pinterest posters often have a “Bucket List” Board. Some of the items on them might shorten the time said posters have to complete the rest of their bucket list:

Can you imagine having this on your wall every day growing up?

I told my gynecologist about you.

Not really.

Your Bible is broken.

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