*Sniff*

6 Feb

I don’t think this is “thinspiring” so much as it’s a reminder to wear deodorant

sniff

…and maybe stop wearing your boyfriend’s underwear.

(I have come to loathe the term “thinspiration” and all its derivatives.)

Translation: STFU

5 Feb

STFU

Passive-Aggressive Christian-speak is funny.

Sounds like a painful condition…

5 Feb

glitter

You got a lot of nice things here…

4 Feb

God-Kneecap

It’d be a shame if something were to happen to them… *knuckle-crack*

The Kids Love It!

4 Feb

hotdog-spaghetti

Alternate title: Sperm of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Sometimes, the commenters do my job for me.

3 Feb

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The Problem with Quoting from Tumblr

3 Feb

grammar

Of course, when you’re pulling quotes from a website named “Tumblr”, I guess grammatical accuracy isn’t high on your list of priorities.

Stripper Shoes

2 Feb

When did these platform-soled, spike-heeled-to-all-hell shoes become so popular among… you know… anyone BUT strippers and streetwalkers?

(My husband tells me they have been for some time. I feel VERY out of the loop on this.)

leopardwhite

 

goldmagenta

 

sparklesthe hellleopard2nude

pinksilver

Lord, Make me Invisible

2 Feb

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That board is just one big Pinheaded post waiting to happen.

No, red. You’re not the only one.

1 Feb

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Oh well. I guess it’s better than this:

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