The Renaissance Woman

Or cover of a homo-erotica thriller novel?

I’m glad I believe in you. That way, when nobody is there, I can still think someone is.

I’m not eve a Taurus!

Apparently this does not apply to thinking about commas, either.

(Sorry for the lack of posting! Making it up now!) 

I know Pinterest can really suck sometimes, but it also has awesome and cute stuff – like ME!”

“How dare they cast the chick who played Bella as the equally annoying Mary Sue inspired by Bella in 50 Shades of Grey!!”

Boobcake! BOOBCAKE!!

How many times do I have t tell you. It’s not invisible, your hair is just blocking your vision.

“Who took my eyebrows?”

I have also come too far to take bullshit from Pinterest.