Archive | July, 2012

Trade

20 Jul

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Wait – if you made that trade, wouldn’t you still have the object of your desire? I mean, unless they moved to Mars or something…

You might want to get that looked at.

19 Jul

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Incontinence and pink pee? Might want to see a Doctor.

“Teach”

19 Jul

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Throw it in a pool and hope it doesn’t die? This picture doesn’t look like a good endorsement.

Asking for it

18 Jul

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This probably isn’t helping the cause much…

Enough already

18 Jul

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So tired of moustaches. I think this would be funny as a pedo-stache, because I’m a little demented.

Also, did anyone else notice that the tagline reeks of “Keep calm and ______ on”?

Misdirection

17 Jul

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I’m sorry, is there some confusion that big brothers = mothers? It looks like this kid is announcing he’s pregnant with that last image.

The Child Whisperer

17 Jul

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#Hashtags

16 Jul

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*crosses legs*

New Definition of “No”

16 Jul

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I would think crackers count as processed foods. And I checked – she did not make the crackers from scratch. According to this person. buying food in a box (aka: processed foods) is ok if there are less than 5 ingredients listed on the box. Notice there is no mention of what those ingredients can be (except not white flour or sugars/syrups – still leaves a LOT on the “ok” list).

To me, this just comes across as “Meals using NO processed foods – unless it’s too hard and then processed foods without a lot of ingredients are ok.”

To be clear, I am not against processed foods, I just really hate hypocritical health-nuts.

Silk Purse

14 Jul

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Rock it!